Title: Ultra-deep tidal disruption events: prompt self-intersections and observables Abstract: A star approaching a supermassive black hole (SMBH) can be torn apart in a tidal disruption event (TDE). We examine ultra-deep TDEs, a new regime in which the disrupted debris approaches close to the black hole’s Schwarzschild radius, and the leading part intersects the trailing part at t he first pericentre passage. We calculate the range of penetration factors beta versus SMBH masses M that produce these prompt self-intersections using a Newtonian analytic estimate and a general relativistic (GR) geodesic model. We find that significant self-intersection of Solar-type stars requires beta ~ 50-127 for M/M_{Sun} = 10^4, down to beta ~ 5.6-5.9 for M/M_{Sun} = 10^6. We run smoothed particle hydrodynamic (SPH) simulations to corroborate our calculations and find close agreement, with a slightly shallower dependence on M. We predict that the shock from the collision emits an X-ray flare lasting t ~ 2 s with L ~ 10^{47} erg s^{-1} at E ~ 2 keV, and the debris has a prompt accretion episode lasting t ~ several minutes. The events are rare and occur with a rate N <~ 10^{-7} Mpc^{-3} yr^{-1}. Ultra-deep TDEs can probe the strong gravity and demographics of low-mass SMBHs.